Wednesday, 27 February 2013

blog 9- dog poop

hello faithful friends...!
this is just a quick one about something i noticed today...
i was out in the yard... picking up the dog poop when i noticed...
it was camouflaged with its surroundings..! Thank almighty god that i had not stepped in any on a previous occasion given that it is damn near INVISIBLE...!
now i know what ur thinking... dog poop... brown...smelly and can't miss it...
well THAT is where ur wrong my friends....
my dog has specially designed her poop to blend in with its new surroundings.
we have these large-ish (in a scale of pine bark) round rock looking pine bark chunks in our garden beds...
no... i did not put them there. i think they are shit... but they were there when we moved in...
ANYWAY... i was picking up the one obvious shit on the green bit of the lawn... on the outskirts of the main grass... my dog is considerate like that...AND i just happened to scan with my eyes BRIEFLY and notice that there were A LOT of poops disguised in with this bark stuff...!!
WTF!
i was in shock... how in the hell did this happen... and its not just one shade of brown... there are multiple shades of brown! at least 10..! how on earth did my dog manage to poop her poops to match its surroundings..?!?! i need poop colour swatches... but alas.. no one makes those... and i don't plan on being the first... so i just continued on my merry way around the outskirts of our houses garden beds fascinated with what i found...!
my conclusion is... someone needs to make poop swatches, my dog can poop A LOT and in a lot of different shades AND she thankfully can't poop green grass coloured poops... that would be SHIT!
ha ha! get it...?!?! anyway its late. i'm tired.
talk to u soon baboons! (i don't really think ur baboons... it just rhymed). xx

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